JOHN ROBERT, Steve, Rat:
call Wowie Zowie Howie.
JAY DOWNES — CALL HOME
Deborah Anne,
We would like very much to hear from you.
Please call. We would truly welcome you back.
We loved your card and we love you.
Your family.
I NEED a motorcycle helmet, cheap. Call Harvey.
Free poems by an experienced but as yet unpublished poet.
Each poem is original and there is only one copy of each poem
so as to allow complete but personalized sharing with anyone
who wants free poems and answers this ad.
Allan. Berea, Kentucky.
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Notice to H.G.B., M.W., Hugo Z. Hackenbush, and Avant Meatgrinder:
UNCLE MEAT HAS GONE TO UTAH TO SUCK SALT.
Still need used typeable typewriters, very cheap. Bird.
(Mostly true Wanted and Personals ads from The Great Speckled Bird, c. 1970.)